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GreenStreetPlayer 6:19 Wed Jul 21
Migrant Channel Crossings Solutions

Seems migrants pass through safe countries before they reach our shores, so however much we pay them we can’t rely on the French to deal with these. Perhaps claim the money back the more that make it here, but they’ll end up owing us money.
We are going to have to throw billions at this before we find a solution.
How do we stop this tide of people.
- Create wave machines where frequent waves hit the French coast at a height of four to six feet and scuppering any launches.
- Use the unsightly and often useless wind farms and tying huge elastic bands across these making progress impossible. They get pinged back five miles if triggered.
Any more ideas?

Hammer and Pickle 6:22 Wed Jul 21
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It's never too late to grow up and stop being a cunt.

riosleftsock 6:23 Wed Jul 21
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1. Cancel all foreign aid.
2. Cancel all co-operation with the EU and France in particular.
3. Withdraw from the UN migration pact immediately
4. Leave the UNHRC, UN, UNESCO, WHO and all other international committees that have been co-opted by foreign powers
4. Lock up any NGO directors aiding illegal immigration or promoting it in anyway, including giving money and mobile phones to them.
5. Turn the boats back into French waters under the eye of the RN
6. Fire ammo over their heads as they approach UK waters
7. If they make it, lock them up on a remote scottish island for ten years, chip and tattoo them and feed them gruel until they ask to be repatriated outside of Europe back to their home country.

Nothing harsh, just gentle persuasion really.

violator 6:24 Wed Jul 21
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Just send the WHO lefty brigade to warn them we're all racist monsters in the UK and we're doomed outside of the EU

GreenStreetPlayer 6:25 Wed Jul 21
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It’s not about being a cunt cunt, they are coming here illegally and it shouldn’t be happening.
Seems other countries are just waving them through.

Lee Trundle 6:26 Wed Jul 21
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Find a way to resurrect megalodons.

And while we're at it, create some sharknados with them and send them over to poland.

riosleftsock 6:27 Wed Jul 21
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Lee - good shout. These sharknados, can they have laser beams for eyes?

Rossal 6:27 Wed Jul 21
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Just plant the navy along the channel.......intercept them.....send them back

I honestly dont understand how it isnt that easy

Rossal 6:28 Wed Jul 21
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Also what happens to all the dingys/boats they turn up in?

Vexed 6:28 Wed Jul 21
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We could vote to leave the EU - by intentionally scuttling the UK economy sending the standard of living for 70% of its inhabitants into a downward spiral over the next decade, coupled with the rise in crime that goes hand in hand with such a sharp rise in poverty we have cleverly made the the UK a much less desirable place to live thus discouraging Johnny Foreigner from wanting to ever come here.

Clever old us!

Mike Oxsaw 6:29 Wed Jul 21
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Could always mine the beaches along the South Coast - it's not like they're going to be used again by locals once Boris introduces the next NATIONAL LOCKDOWN in six weeks time, is it?

eastend joker 6:29 Wed Jul 21
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the money it costs keeping these people before repatriation shoould be taken out of the respective foreign aid budgets for the countries they have arrived from .

icwhs 6:30 Wed Jul 21
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Shooting on site would 100% stop it. Maybe not the first couple of boats but it would stop.

Thank me later.

icwhs 6:33 Wed Jul 21
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*sight* even

ray winstone 6:37 Wed Jul 21
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Compared to other European countries our migrant influx is quite small but that doesn't stop Farage and his knuckle draggers moaning about it day in, day out.

Mike Oxsaw 6:41 Wed Jul 21
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Compared to other European nations, our usable land mass is quite small.

GreenStreetPlayer 6:42 Wed Jul 21
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If numbers making it are relatively smaller than other countries, that’s okay then is it?
What’s this gocompare.com?

riosleftsock 6:52 Wed Jul 21
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Ray

Most countries in Europe have a history of being invaded and arse-raped. We haven't. Thanks for watching.

Darlo Debs 6:54 Wed Jul 21
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How about a bit of humanity and compassion for starters. These people are doing what any of you would do.in.their situation, just be thankful you don't have the.need to. Yes they might turn out to be here as economic migrants, and some might be asylum seekers, but first and foremost they are fucking human beings so how about you atop dehumanising them and being twats.

ATHammer 6:54 Wed Jul 21
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I have heard that some folk on the south coast are doing a roaring trade with the French authorities in second hand rubber boats.

Darlo Debs 6:55 Wed Jul 21
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